20 Feb 11

throwing down the gauntlet!

so the other day, my organization had something about a blogging competition.  i kind of smirked a bit and contemplated making a snide remark about how hey, if we had one, i’d totally rock all of their socks.  but then two things got in the way:

1. i suck at it.

2. it was a technical blog.  and hq would be evaluating it.  i don’t blog about technical subjects (cuz i no smart nuff to no bout no teknikal stuff) and thank god i don’t, because it’d be DREADFUL.  and NOBODY WOULD READ IT.  kind of like this stuff.

sometimes i wonder if i just replaced everything in this blog with pictures of kitties, what would happen?  i’d get a kick out of it, but i think the joke would escape everyone else.  and then nobody would make any remarks about it cuz i have no friends and i’m a loser, so the entire exercise would be in vain.  but hey, i’d get a kick out of it…

and kitties are cute…

and i almost spelled ‘kitten’ in a scrabble game, but i couldn’t find an entry point.  sad point of today.  (Actually, the real sad part of today was that i listened to justin bieber on a saturday night alone.  this is an all-time-low.  [then i went and listened to some all time low, and got happier.{BWOONNNNGGGGGG}]*gets kicked*]).

i need more recommendations for bad movies.  if anybody knows a good bad movie, and i mean like… a black comedy, unintentionally funny, oblivious to how bad it is.  not like Epic Movie, or Date Movie or Vampires Suck, cuz those movies obviously know how terrible they are.  i’m talking about Camp Rock.  i’m talking about Twilight.  maybe The Last Airbender, but … i dunno, it just feels so wrong.  (and i liked the avatar series… it’d be hard to laugh at the last airbender… i’d probably just cry.)

if somebody recommends me a bad movie, i’ve got a little something for them actually.  i’ll get you something.  you get me a list of 5 truly terrible movies, i’ll get you something in return.  capiche?  (now let’s see who actually reads this shit!)