coffee induced ramblings
hell yeah! i drink coffee at 11PM! cuz i’m baller! which means i’m pretty stupid, i guess. are ballers stupid? probably not. but since i make ignorant statements about ballers being stupid, then i guess i’m pretty stupid just through principle. what?
anyways, i don’t think i’ve went a day without coffee this past week. unless you count yesterday, and i don’t count yesterday. why? cuz i’m trying to make a point, lol. the point is that i drink a lot of coffee. damn, i’m pretty wired.
if i actually stayed focused and off of tumblr right now, i’d be pretty effective at what i’m doing. but i’m on tumblr. exactly why, i do not know. but… hi. (well, this is awkward. you know what that reminds me of? http://fuckyeahthatawkwardmoment.tumblr.com/) my friend told me a good one today. ”that awkward moment when someone’s dog died, and ‘The Dog Days are over’ is playing on the radio” thanks kenny. you funnnnnny. (to all single girls, hey! kenny’s single! go get him! but he’s picky and waiting for girls to make the first move. bwahaha, i’m what you call an information leak. [which makes sense, since this blog is called ‘jeff’s memory leaks’ {can we go one level deeper? BWWOOONNGGGGGGGG - okay, and kick…}…and another kick…] …) and okay. good.
damn, caramel macchiato is good. i get it for sentimental reasons, cuz it reminds me of good times. so i remember i told myself i’d get it, you know, for the memories and the good times, but actually you know what? it’s actually good. thanks a lot starbucks, now i just got suckered into drinking it for the actual taste. sheesh. sure is fun to say, though… “char-a-mell, ma-kee-yah-toe”.
i sure hope nobody’s looking in through this really big window i have in my room. it’d be kind of embarrassing, since i have a tendency to bob my head to catchy music. i’d look like an idiot, i guess.
okay, back to work