February 2012
3 posts
lone sock
One of the saddest things is reaching into a sock drawer (or sock compartment, or sock space) and finding only one sock out of a pair. Where’s your other half, sock?! … Sure hope it comes up soon…
(Just realized this can be misconstrued as a Valentine’s day metaphor, since it’s Valentine’s day pretty soon. It’s not a metaphor.)
High fives
I want to form the “High Five Review Committee”.
OBJECTIVE: To ensure high fives are held up to a standard of quality. To retain the integrity of a universal gesture of happiness.
WHY?: Too many people high five over the smallest things. ”We’re wearing the same color! *HIGH FIVE*” ”We both said the same word at the same time! *HIGH FIVE*”...
